He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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