I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Pants are for mortals
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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