Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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