I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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