This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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