Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wish you could order shots online.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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