I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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