How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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