help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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