Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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