It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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