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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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