Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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