i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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