I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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