with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
lets start a swedish sibling band together
she smelled like a LAN party
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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