I'm really into asian looking animals
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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