It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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