How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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