I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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