yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Let's get the cat blown out
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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