So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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