But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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