Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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