i jhust puked up my retainher.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
home. puking in laundry basket.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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