Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Michael Bay diarrhea
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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