is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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