I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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