she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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