I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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