theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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