I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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