the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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