But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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