i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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