That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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