I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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