Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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