Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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