Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
This girl is more easily done than said...
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
barbara walters just said penis...
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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