you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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