he puts the penis in happiness.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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