Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
