I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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