Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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