How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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