its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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