your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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