fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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