Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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